Boris McCutcheon

Lyrics

Lyrics: Cryptobiotic Dirt

Cryptobiotic dirt cryptobiotic dirt
She don’t like walking on cryptobiotic dirt
She don’t like walking on cryptobiotic dirt
Step on some dirt she’ll hit you where it hurts
She don’t like walking on cryptobiotic dirt
Me and Jackie were walking down there
Jackie heard a crunching sound she grabbed him by the hair
She don’t like walking on cryptobiotic dirt
Step on some dirt she’ll eat you for dessert
She’s the protector of the Cryptobiotic dirt
I’m wild about her she’s wild about the dirt
She don’t like walking a Cryptobiotic dirt
She don’t like walking on Cryptobiotic dirt
She’ll hate you if you hurt the Cryptobiotic dirt
She’s the protector for Cryptobiotic dirt
Now she’s so pretty that it’s not funny
She could pass as a playboy bunny
But she is the protector of the crypto biotic dirt
Step on some dirt she’ll hit you where it hurts
She’s the protector of the Cryptobiotic dirt
It takes two hundred years to grow upon the earth
She don’t like walking on cryptobiotic dirt